Inspired by a similar poem by Jack Prelutsky.
Finals, oh Finals, I hate you, you
stink!
I wish I could wash you away in
the sink.
I wish you could go and be eaten
by eels,
For when I see you I gag and I
reel.
Finals, oh Finals, go jump in a
lake!
I wish I could bash your head with
a rake,
I wish that there were a physical
entity
That allowed me to dispatch your
body with brevity.
Finals, oh Finals, I wish you were
gone,
I wish I could bury you under my
lawn.
Having you in my life is a kink,
Finals, oh Finals, I hate you, you
stink.
