Finals, oh Finals.

Inspired by a similar poem by Jack Prelutsky.

Finals, oh Finals, I hate you, you stink!

I wish I could wash you away in the sink.

I wish you could go and be eaten by eels,

For when I see you I gag and I reel.

Finals, oh Finals, go jump in a lake!

I wish I could bash your head with a rake,

I wish that there were a physical entity

That allowed me to dispatch your body with brevity.

Finals, oh Finals, I wish you were gone,

I wish I could bury you under my lawn.

Having you in my life is a kink,

Finals, oh Finals, I hate you, you stink.